Massage Kilmarnock, Mobile Massage

Mobile Massage Glasgow


Hello and welcome to the mobile massage Glasgow website.

Massage. Massage services in Glasgow. Based in Kilmarnock I provide Massage in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire and outlying areas. Massage can be performed in your home or if you need to get away from all your daily stress you can come to mine.

My Prices are listed below.

Book Now. Telephone Calum Keohone: 07823 440 082

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4 Craig Drive, Crosshouse, Kilmarnock, KA2 0HZ

Thai yoga massage: – £40 1hr, £55 90mins, £70 2hrs.

Deep tissue massage: – £40 1hr

Thai sports massage: – £40 1hr, £55 90mins, £70 2hrs.

Special offer for couples: – Book a couples massage and get a £10 discount.


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Traditional Thai Massage

Massage. “Thai massage” or “Thai yoga massage” is an ancient healing system combining acupressure, Indian Ayurvedic principles, and assisted yoga postures. When you have physical pains and feel uncomfortable, you touch, rub, and massage that part instinctively.

Massage actions performed unconsciously can date back to human evolution. Not only humans but also many mammals rub or massage thier body parts and feet by themselves to heal wounds and relieve pain. We as human beings have organized these massage  actions over time and this is how modern day current massage developed.



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What Is Thai Massage

Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. The recipient remains clothed during a treatment. There is constant body contact between the giver and receiver, but rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked.

The art form is also commonly known as “yoga massage” or “Thai yoga massage”, as the practice is essentially a form of assisted yoga performed by the giver, with the receiver completely passive throughout.

The true ancient style of the massage requires that the massage be performed solo with just the giver and receiver. The receiver will be positioned in a variety of yoga-like positions during the course of the massage, that is also combined with deep static and rhythmic pressures.


A full Thai massage session typically lasts two hours or more and includes rhythmic pressing and stretching of the entire body.

There is a standard procedure and rhythm to the massage, which the giver will adjust to fit the receiver.


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Thai Massage What Happens?

You lie on a mat on the floor, fully clothed except for shoes and socks. The practitioner uses thumbs, palms, forearms, elbows, feet, knees and even shins to press and stretch your body.

Thais believe that good health and freedom from pain result from the unhindered flow of vital energies through the body’s tissues.

Pressing is the mechanical process used to stimulate energy flow in the Sen, and to release blockages or stagnation which result in pain. This part of the massage is very thorough.

Each Sen channel is pressed repeatedly from every direction, with the relative positions of the limbs and trunk being constantly changed. The process is very thorough.

When the practitioner is satisfied that all soft tissues have been adequately pressed, stretching begins.

This will be subtle at first but gradually progresses to the elegant, large scale stretches for which Thai massage is renowned. Every muscle and joint is treated.


Physical Benefits Of Thai Massage

  • Help detoxification of the body and boost immune system.
  • Increase blood circulation, lower blood pressure.
  • Good for muscle relaxation, increase flexibility in your muscles, increase mobility.
  • Improve breathing.
  • Improves posture, balance, corrects body alignments and dissolves energy blockages.
  • Improves athletic performance.
  • Help arthritis and back pain.
  • Help tone the body and strengthen joints.
  • Prevents illnesses and alleviates degenerative disease.

Mental Benefits Of Thai Massage

  • Improve your outlook towards life; builds an emotional balance.
  • Help with concentration, creativity, mind and body.
  • Clear and calm your mind.
  • Help you gain mental clarity.

Psychological Effects Of Thai Massage

  • Reduce and relieve stress and anxiety.
  • Help people boost their inner energy levels.
  • Develop discipline and self-control.
  • Achieve better health, increases health and vitality.
  • Raises energy levels and stamina.
  • Builds internal power and creates a natural confidence.

Areas covered in and around Glasgow

I can provide massage, Thai yoga massage, deep tissue massage or Thai sports massage in the following Glasgow areas.

Places North of the River Clyde: Anderston, Anniesland, Auchenshuggle, Baillieston, Balornock, Barlanark, Barmulloch, Barrachnie, Barrowfield, Blackhill, Blairdardie, Blochairn, Botany, Braidfauld, Bridgeton, Broomhill, Budhill, Calton, Camlachie, Carmyle, Carntyne, Colston, Cowcaddens, Cowlairs, Craigend, Cranhill, Dalmarnock, Dennistoun, Dowanhill, Drumchapel, Easterhouse, Firhill, Garnethill, Garrowhill, Garscadden, Garthamlock, Germiston, Gilshochill, Greenfield, Haghill, Hamiltonhill, High Possil, High Ruchill, Hillhead, Hogganfield, Hyndland, Jordanhill, Kelvindale, Kelvinside, Knightswood, Lambhill, Lightburn, Lilybank, Maryhill, Maryhill Park, Millerston, Milton, Mount Vernon, Netherton, Newbank, North Kelvinside, Park District, Parkhead, Partick, Partickhill, Possilpark, Provanhall, Provanmill, Queenslie, Riddrie, Robroyston, Royston, Ruchazie, Ruchill, Sandyhills, Scotstoun, Scotstounhill, Shettleston, Sighthill, Springboig, Springburn, Springhill, Stobhill, Summerston, Swinton, Temple, Tollcross, Townhead, Whiteinch, Woodlands, Yoker, Yorkhill.

Places South of the River Clyde: Arden, Auldhouse, Battlefield, Bellahouston, Cardonald, Carmunnock, Carnwadric, Castlemilk, Cathcart, Cessnock, Corkerhill, Cowglen, Craigton, Croftfoot, Crookston, Crosshill, Crossmyloof, Darnley, Deaconsbank, Drumoyne, Dumbreck, Govan, Govanhill, Gorbals, Halfway, Hillington, Hillpark, Hurlet, Hutchesontown, Ibrox, Jenny Lind, Kennishead, King’s Park, Kinning Park, Langside, Laurieston, Linthouse Mansewood, Merrylee, Mosspark, Mount Florida, Muirend, Newlands, Nitshill, Oatlands, Pollok, Pollokshaws, Pollokshields, Polmadie, Priesthill, Queen’s Park, Roughmussel, Shawlands, Shieldhall, Simshill, South Nitshill, Southpark Village, Strathbungo, Toryglen, Tradeston.

Places in East Dunbartonshire: Auchenhowie, Auchinairn, Auchinreoch, Baldernock, Balgrochan, Balgrochan, Balmore, Bardowie, Barnellan, Barraston, Bearsden, Birdston, Bishopbriggs, Blairskaith, Cadder, Campsie Fells, Campsie Glen, Clachan of Campsie, Craigton, Dougalston, Fin Glen, Haughhead, Kilmardinny, Kirkintilloch, Lennoxtown, Lenzie, Milngavie, Milton of Campsie, Torrance, Twechar Waterside.

Areas covered for a massage in Ayrshire

I provide massage, Thai yoga massage, deep tissue massage or Thai sports massage in the following Ayrshire areas.

Ardrossan, Annbank, Auchentiber, Auchinleck, Ayr, Ballantrae, Barrhill, Barr, Beith, Bellsbank, Catrine, Coylton, Crosshill, Crosshouse, Cumnock, Dailly, Dalmellington, Dalry, Dalrymple, Darvel, Drongan, Dreghorn, Drybridge, Dundonald, Dunlop, Dunure, Fairlie, Fenwick, Galston, Gatehead, Girvan, Glengarnock, Hansel, Hurlford, Irvine, Kilbirnie, Kilmarnock, Kilmaurs, Kilwinning, Kirkmichael, Kirkoswald, Knockentiber, Largs, Lendalfoot, Logan, Lugton, Lugar, Mauchline, Maidens, Maybole, Monkton, Mossblown, Minishant, Muirkirk, New Cumnock, Newmilns, Ochiltree, Old Dailly, Pinmore, Pinwherry, Prestwick, Saltcoats, Seamill, Skelmorlie, Sorn, Springside, Stair, Stevenston, Stewarton, Straiton, Symington, Tarbolton, Troon, Turnberry, West Kilbride and other outlying areas.


“Amazing massage”

Visited for the Thai body massage and left feeling like I was walking on air, one of the best feelings I’ve had in years. Would definitely recommend and Callum is a fantastic masseur.




“Fantastic stretch ”

I had a brilliant Thai traditional massage this afternoon with Calum. A very warm welcome.the room was nice and peaceful. I have so much energy tonight because of the massage undoing all my knots. I feel great.

Caroline Stomboli  Kelbrick

Glasgow, United Kingdom


“Such a lovely experience”

I promised myself a massage on the first day of the holidays and this didn’t disappoint at all. They have managed to find the perfect balance between being professional and friendly and the general atmosphere is very welcoming and warm The massage itself was very intense. I had an hour long Traditional Thai massage and was encouraged to express whether I preferred more or less pressure at any time so I felt perfectly at ease and am definitely feeling the benefits after several months of tension in my back. The masseur – Calum – was very perceptive to my specific aches and pains and I felt like the massage was tailor-made for me. I was provided with tea and pineapple and chat before I left and was under no pressure to leave too quickly, which was lovely. I also got advice on stretching exercises and breathing techniques from which I think I would benefit. I highly recommend this place for a really lovely massage experience. I’ll definitely be back before too long.

Catriona D


“excellent Thai massage”

I have had many massages in Thailand and this one hour massage from Calum at Orchid Thai Massage in Glasgow was as good as if not better than the best that I have had in Thailand. I was well stretched and pummelled and felt great after it. The place may not look great from the outside, but inside it was very nicely appointed, comfortable and the people are very welcoming and extremely knowledgeable. I came starlight home and booked my next massage

Ken Gerber

Glasgow, United Kingdom



Had my first deep tissue Thai massage today by Calum. Was the best massage I’ve ever had. Got rid of all tension and any tightness and can imagine if visit frequently will improve flexibility which i am looking to achieve. Really impressed and will be back.


Glasgow, United Kingdom.


“Thai massage”

I have had many  massages over the years but I can 100% say I have never ever experienced the treatment or service that I get when I attend the Thai orchard.

On Monday I had a two hour Thai combination massage from Calum and cannot recommend enough to anyone how fantastic I felt during and after the treatment …I had every part of my body stretched and every knot removed leaving me feeling fantastic and energised…thanks Calum


Glasgow, United Kingdom


“Great choice”

My girlfriend and I had a great experience here! She had the Thai oil massage and I went for the traditional Thai. We both came out feeling fresh, relaxed but also energised. Big thanks to Calum and the rest of the friendly and professional team!

Ian & Evie.


“Amazing Thai Massage!”

Was feeling super sore and tense and I knew thai massage was a good release. However, Glasgow does not have many places that are proper thai massage. I chose this place based on the reviews and it did not disappoint! Calum worked on the areas that were the most tense and now they are hardly bothering me at all. I would highly recommend this place!


Melbourne, Australia.


“Thai massage”

Had the most amazing traditional Thai massage here last week. If you want the proper Thai experience, this is definitely the place for you! I have never felt so relaxed and refreshed ever before with previous massage experiences. Massive thanks to Calum who totally outdone himself with the time and effort put Into making sure my first Thai experience was the best massage I’ve had so far. Overall, a very friendly and welcoming environment with very friendly and welcoming people. I would recommend anyone to try this place out!

Thanks to everyone at Orchid, will be back soon!


East Kilbride


Had my first Thai massage on Monday with Calum…it was fantastic! Totally different from any kind of treatment I’ve had done before and I feel great after it! Calum was very informative and confident in what he was doing, always making sure that I was comfortable and never putting me in pain. The rooms are beautiful and smell lovely and all the staff are great!

I will definitely be back again very soon!

Thank you everyone for a lovely experience!

Riona McDonald



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Please note: This is a strictly professional business, I am a fully trained and insured professional Thai massage therapist. I do not offer any services other than professional massage treatments.

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